SEX!

Hah, no, I don't feel like preaching about the dangers of sex anymore. The purpose of sex is to make babies, yeah it feels good but the risks are too high, there are stank diseases you can get, if you have sex while in highschool, or before highschool, you're fucking dumb, and more than likely being taken advantage of. Boom.
My anti-sex speech compressed into a few sentences. I only want to warn you guys of ONE THING!
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Mouth herpes.

Probably the most contagious, STANK, nasty thing ever.
If you see a girl or guy you think is cute, just watch them for at least 1 month. If they have anything going on around the mouth area, like "cold sores", that's mouth herpes. If you see that stuff, get over your affection for then and whatever you do DON'T kiss them.
You'll get mouth herpes from them.
And you'll give it to everyone that you kiss after that.
Your mom,
your dad,
your brothers,
your sisters,
your cousins,
your grandparents,
your aunts and uncles,
your next boyfriend/girlfriend,

you could infect your entire family with whoremouth, forever ruining pictures with your nasty cold sores.
And they could spread it to their friends and family as well.
You see cold sores on someone's mouth, just don't kiss them, or share drinks, or touch their face, or let them touch yours.

It's just gross.